Job Urine Test

So, I read this months ago, and every once in a while, I read it again. It makes me smile. I thought I'd share it with the world. I did not write it, and do not know who did. Enjoy if you'd like.

THE JOB - URINE TEST
 
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test .
 
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
 
I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.